February 2012
oh my god i dropped my geography book onto my foot and i screamed really loud and punched my binder (sooooo hardcooooree) and now i have no voice and a throbbing left hand ok why did i do that in the first place that was gay as fuck
homoceps:
binge eating YEAH
“kweestions”
– people from new zealand saying question (via funkies)
As of tomorrow, instead of living with eight people like I do currently, I will be living with TWELVE. And sleeping in the TV room with my sisters. That’s right. On the floor. (but with a tv and i’ve never had a tv in my room so whee)
I haven’t eaten all day. I’m dying. Wait, no, I had like some applesauce. Still dying.
Lent starts today. As trendy as it is for people...
hua hua hua someebody left their compuuuter ooopennn
ASH WEDNESDAY NIGGAZ 7:30 MASS UP THE HEEZY
“we were born to die”
– every joke on tumblr (via cuntflicted)
somebody play words with friends with me omg plz this is my last day with internet access for a forever amount of time
venusaurphobia:
I wasn’t aborted, although I wish I were just to piss off pro-life people.
i’m going to get shot tomorrow in 2nd period by that gang member who tried to sell me weed dear god
asiansnore:
when i was in fifth grade i was illiterate and had shitty eyesight
nevertheless the video for i write sins not tragedies came on tv one time
i thought panic! at the disco actually said panini at the disco
i searched high and low for panini at the disco
only to realize two years later that the band was actually called panic at the disco
joyinsomething:
“Jesus, Etc.” | Wilco.
“You...
xanaxqueen:
ewrecktion:
I wish I was in the friend zone It would be nice to have friends
ivanoooze:
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/fuck+you+grandma
radiobread2:
thekillgrill:
is yolo offensive to people that believe in reincarnation
yol∞
xanaxqueen:
what adele has a sex tape
oh and i actually have a computer to use for the rest of the day and then i will be plunged into the depths of an internet-free world :’(
literateloser:
“That awkward moment when-“
“Forever alon-“
“U mad br-“
when i woke up nobody was here and everybody just came home and are telling me about this great food in downtown they went out and had and this scenic bike ride they went on uhhhhh okay well while i was here i had some water and some stale saltines thanks for inviting me along guys oh and my sister is wearing my sweater cool awesome RAD
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
